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I am Paranoid!

Post by llllllll on Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:35 am

Ok, let me start off by saying I had some really high hopes for moving to Thailand here recently. I almost bought into all the stuff you read online about it being a tropical paradise, super cheap for western foreigners, and super cute asian girls which is my dream girl! Well that is until I found out some more information about the place that I had planned to relocate to.

Bare with me now because these aren't the real problems as to why I am so paranoid of people around me now.

Guys look at these images and tell me what you think about it... (Ladies don't take offense to it.)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyUd5aHo4Fc/SFdNzCkxJAI/AAAAAAAAAlM/1BS6YxXDaxg/s400/Nong%2BPoy%2B2.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ddjPcWNpVFE/SKqoNfTk6gI/AAAAAAAAAwE/ctlma3ER98w/s400/nong+poy.jpg

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If you couldn't figure it out by now this use to be a male. He had a sex change so he is almost in all ways like a girl as far as body features go. If you would not had been told you would had probably tried talking to it if you had met him/her in person would you not?

Now, I found out that country is crawling with them. That makes me think... Wow, what if they are all around me? I feel like I am being surrounded by an abundance of wieners...
I am literally frightened of what sort of surprise package any female might be caring if they were to try and talk to me. I know this sounds really I don't know... Shallow? Disliking a place because of not being able to tell a persons gender, but put yourself in my shoes how would you like to be groped by one of these things and returning the grope to find out they were sporting a hot dog down stairs? Sick I know!

So I am freaked out and scared for life!
And I feel confused because I thought she was really attractive until I found out it was a trap!

See if you can determine which is a Male, or Female... http://www.bangkokdiaries.com/can-you-tell-the-difference-between-a-thai-lady-and-a-thai-ladyboy/
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Re: I am Paranoid!

Post by Rage on Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:12 pm

You scored 7 out of 10 correctly (70%).
Congratulations! You're a champion ladyboy spotter.


omg, so 3 times out of 10 i miht get in bed with something that had a weener. dude, i totally understand you now. ooooooh boy oh boy oh boy you are in deep trouble :p
you might just ask something like "hey i don't want to hurt you but did you have a weener in past life cause i'd like to know if so."

if "she" sais yes, just run like hell
if "she" sais no, be sure she looks you in the eyes and else you run like hell again
if "she" slaps you in the face, just run like hell.

if you follow these instructions you'll survive!

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Re: I am Paranoid!

Post by llllllll on Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:51 pm

Don't get me wrong here it isn't about going there to get chicks in bed. I am just saying imagine starting a friendly relationship with someone. Spending a lot of time forming a good trusting bond. Then stepping it up a notch to romantic pleasures. Just too find out that all those times you made out with what you thought was a girl was really a dude. And you wouldn't really know this until you got a big thing of Polish Kielbasa sitting in front of you.

And Rage the % of you meeting one of these people are a lot higher than you think.
Hence why I am so paranoid now...
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Re: I am Paranoid!

Post by Tala l RoCÈýPain on Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:07 am

hmm i had 5 of 10 correct... lol damn it the first one looks really cut one the first shot xD... i could never imagine that his is a "ladyboy" the second one looks more like a boy xD but its a lady omfg XD

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Re: I am Paranoid!

Post by ClockWise on Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:32 am

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Re: I am Paranoid!

Post by Aviel on Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:28 am

Strange people really, no confidence, no beliefs, nothing just to be accepted.
But funny is i get messages from these people too, well for example here is one:

"hi...how r u?

my name is lulu, im transgender from indonesia, i m in sweden from 2 weeks ago and will be in here until 15 november.

hope we can be friend, i stay in Globen hotel stocholm, if u want to meet me, u can come here.

here it is my yahoo mesenger,

*********@yahoo.com

it will be nice to have a cute swedis friend like u.

thanks"

It just making me sick of seeing this sorry but i would run for my life if i would see one.

So yeah, if i were to meet someone like you meet over the web or in real life i would for sure get into that kind of trap.
But cant you relocate to another area there? or is it just suitable for you just at that place you choosed? or heck with thailand, there is many other countries to choose from.
But dont forget to make research before putting urself inside something nasty.
God bless you Razz
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